What is all the commotion? I don't care for the news, but it's cut through the radio I was listening to. Something about Shinra, about the wretched little brat of a president.

Hm, hopefully he's been shot, but I can safely assume that if such was the case, I would never get my music back and I work so much better with it on. So, in light of that, I can only hope that he broke a nail on his ridiculous manicure so the world can get back to turning on a normal rhythm once again without further mention of his royal highness.

I wonder where my boys are; the house is suspiciously silent. For once.